Having heard of the great and pressing need for a new term for the rather distasteful term surrogate mother, I have been appraised of its replacement. Temporary mobile gestational carrier. Ahhh, now that fall off the tongue about as naturally as the idea is unnatural. But it certainly fits. It fits a culture in which mom and dad are relative terms and families may have two moms or two dads or some other combination -- including trans-moms and trans-dads (for the transgendered). It fits a culture in which babies are like possessions to be purchased by those desired and thrown away if the desire passes before the sound of the child's cry. It fits a culture in which test tubes and medical procedure is replacing love, marriage and the baby carriage. It fits a culture in which gender neutral terms are used in every possible way to remove the taint of gender from the public conversation. Yes, I suppose babies need a temporary mobile gestational carrier. They really do. But more than this rather sanitized ideal, babies need a mom and a dad, courageous enough to marry and live together in fidelity and smart enough to know that parents are not puzzle pieces but essential and unique parts of the divinely intended and established ideal of family. Imagine that instead of farming out the messy business of conception, pregnancy, and birth, a mom and a dad find this responsibility to be part of their sacrificial service to their children and a duty to be born by mom with the loving support of dad (a joyous duty at that). Or is that too much to ask??