Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Whether fact or fiction, it is still true...

Who has not felt that the presence of the inevitable praise band down front with the trap set where the altar might have been and the soloists at their mics has not been the tail that wags the dog.

Yonkers, NY––Blake Jennings, lead guitarist at St. Therese Parish in Yonkers, New York is outraged over what he calls “years of concerts being interrupted by the Mass.” The 56-year-old accountant and father of three has played with his band at the 9:30 Folk Mass since 2009. “Our fans love us,” Jennings said, after Sunday Mass. “You can see it in their eyes…the way they droop down, lazily closing as we play…as if their entering into some kind of ecstasy. Or the way some in the parish are so moved they just can’t stand another moment of joy, and simply walk out…presumably to get some air.” But according to Jennings, many in the band have been becoming ever frustrated with the frequent interruptions to their concerts. “Father’s always interrupting…always trying to upstage us. First it’s a gospel, then a homily, eventually the words of consecration…there’s always something with this guy.” Jennings has recently begun a petition, and hopes to get 2,000 signatures to send to the diocese.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Everyone realizes this is from a satirical website, yes?

Anonymous said...

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Dixie said...

Everyone realizes this is from a satirical website, yes?

Well, I did a google search to find the source to confirm. And now I have a new blog in my blog reader! Pretty funny stuff although this particular article on the band was exceptionally good.

Anonymous said...

Skid you not get it? Pastor Peters said whether fact or fiction it is still true. Parables can Berrie without being factual.

Anonymous said...

Gees I hate typing on a phone..

Did not skid

Be true not berrie