HT to Anthony Sacramone.... LOL... no ROTFLOL....
The Most Lutheran Man in the World
He felt the spirit move him once.
His confessions make Satan cry.
His baptismal certificate reads “Dinkelaker is not adiaphora.”
He once punched a guppy for being a pietist.
The Old Adam sued him for entrapment.
He sued Original Sin for copyright infringement.
Twitter allows him 1517 characters.
Google Maps include where he stands.
He’s…the Most Lutheran Man in the World.
“Sin boldly, my friends…”