Friday, November 29, 2013
You attach the punch line... A little post Thanksgiving humor for Black Friday
Hey, did you see that picture of Francis I posted on facebook?
Ooooh, sorry about that, it was the spicy chili for lunch.
Really? I like you, too. We need to have lunch sometime.
Wow, have you ever ridden in the Pope's old Fiat? Thought I was gonna die.
Gee, I just love these pointy hats we wear -- especially in gold! Don't you?
There was this priest, this Lutheran Pastor, and this Methodist minister, see....
Ugh, I had the runs so I did like Moses, took the two tablets and headed for the hills.
I had no idea I was going to be pope for a day, and today, too!
Did you hear that alto in the choir -- ouch, wrong note!
You too? My favorite hymn is also "A Mighty Fortress."
Eh, that Luther. Crazy theology but the kind of guy you want to have a beer with, ya know!
So, did we make a mistake with Francis? I knew it should have been Mahoney!
I don't know about Latin but I love Klingon. Why can't we do mass in Klingon?
For Christmas I want one of those laser points from Sharper Image -- drives the altar boys crazy during mass.
I forgot my password to Amazon and had to order it on your account. Okay?